GUILTY, DISGUSTED, AMERICAN Op/Ed - Ted Rall
I've decided to fisk an article. I'm going to start really easy, as this is fairly new to me. Let me know how I do!
Where else better to start than:
Ted Rall
NEW YORK--How interesting, Democrats watching the election results at a high-rise hotel in midtown Manhattan commented, that the rest of America thinks it understands terrorism better than we do. New York bore the brunt of 9/11 yet CNN's exit poll found that New Yorkers considered Iraq a bigger issue than terrorism when casting their votes for president. Ted? Are you saying that it's not only the redneck and idiot hicks in fly-over country that associated Iraq with terrorism? That can't be right...
Midwesterners and southerners felt the opposite, motivated by fear of the unknown--literally, as they are neither likely targets of terrorism, nor did they feel or smell the horrors of that terrible day. So, therefore we cannot have any opinion or say in the matter, nor are we affected in any way when the financial capital of the globe and our nation's capitol are attacked by Islamofascists. We can only have a say if a.) it was our town or b.) if we knew someone killed. [strike b. because we didn't live in the same town -ed.]
Such astonishing gall! ... Is this next line:
Only women are affected by the abortion debate; only women ought to be allowed to vote on it. The same goes for war--only the young who fight and die in war enjoy the moral right to declare it. And only the top 50% of income earners pay taxes. Let's only allow them to vote on tax laws. Wanna open this can, jackass?
Terrorism? Please, if you live in Mississippi or Colorado or Alaska, don't presume to talk about, much less cast your vote based upon, your "views" of Islamist terrorism. New Yorkers don't lecture you about hunting. Until it comes to intrusive or worthless gun laws.
Butt out of our business. Or at least have the grace to follow the lead of New York City voters if, contrary to history or logic, terrorism is your number one concern. Ah, but herein lies the beauty of our system. We, the majority of voters, have chosen to "force" the coastal havens of lefties to follow our lead. And we're gonna be fine. You just watch.
"Some New Yorkers, reported the New York Times, said they didn't even know any people who had voted for President Bush (news - web sites). (In both Manhattan and the Bronx, Mr. Bush received 16.7 percent of the vote.)" Ted would be speaking of the Pauline Kael theory...
A few minutes before midnight, a young woman took the microphone where Hillary Clinton (news - web sites), who hilariously believes she has a date with presidential destiny, had tried to pump up the crowd. "Of course they send me up here to deliver bad news," she began. Ohio was still in play, but the Democratic Party had rented the ballroom and its big projection televisions for only a few hours. Disenfranchised and disinvited, Kerry Victory Party attendees aimlessly scattered along East 42nd Street in search of alcohol and cable news coverage. Kicked out into the cold. It was a grand night for metaphor.
The morning after, life went on. It was disgusting. Except for 60,000,000 voters... y'know... give or take.
Guided by a list of chores, I made my way through the subway station at Times Square and came across a man with silver skin, standing perfectly still, who entertained a crowd by doing nothing. People stared at him, fascinated, smiling. A few clapped. It sounds like he ran into Kerry. However, that's not what he meant.
How dare they stand there and grin? Maybe they were part of that 60,000,000? Just a theory...
Days after the British medical journal The Lancet had published a study showing that American taxpayers had financed the bombs that murdered more than 100,000 innocent Iraqis in just one year, Michael Fumento destroys the Lancet's article without extensive commentary on the fact that the authors were anti-war and the timing was close to the election. Read it.
[T]he morning after a majority of their fellow citizens re-hired the butchers who ordered the genocide, how dare they enjoy their lives? More approving smiles, more applause. The guy still hadn't made a move. Oddly, that was the point. Someday the silver guy will become president. I'm getting the theme that We all must suffer for what the American people have done! Actually it just appears Teddy is. And that's fine by me.
I found a quiet spot and fired up my laptop. Many people have wireless connections in Manhattan. Not all of them are password-protected. I skimmed e-mail from loating scum.
"I drive by the Manzanar Internment Camp Memorial when I go to Mammoth in the Sierras," wrote one person. "I hope to see you behind the gates in shackles when I drive up to ski in Mammoth this winter."
In any other country, people would take to the streets. Really? Someone send me a link where mass rioting occurred after a non-contested democratic election occurred. hoodlumman@gmail.com
Here, Ted parodies himself. And does a great job:
A dictator had put himself up for "reelection" and declared war on gays and pregnant teenagers. An Administration whose principals built concentration camps, lied us into two wars and fleeced the treasury to further enrich themselves and their campaign contributors is getting four more years rather than the forty to life they deserve. Florida 2000 became Ohio 2004, complete with its own Katherine Harris, discarded voter registrations and Jim Crow-style assaults on blacks. Most of all, the whole thing stunk. The 'war on gays' comment was interesting... seeing how both candidates had the same views. He doesn't spell out Haliburton, though, which is disappointing.
"Successive waves of the national exit poll in the afternoon and evening reported that Kerry had a two- or three-percentage-point lead over Bush nationally and in several key states, including Ohio," wrote the Washington Post. On ABC, Charles Gibson said: "The exit polls got it flat wrong."
If so, that would be a first. Since 2002, dumbass. And don't forget 2000. But other than that... yeah. Still usually wrong. That's what they said back in 2000, when exit pollsters called Florida for Gore. We later learned that Gore had won Florida, by at least several thousand votes.
Unless you consider those recounts done by the actual counties or the ones done by the different media outlets afterwards. But let's toss those... for argument's sake. The exit polls were right last time. This year, I trust them more than Ohio's Secretary of State. Yep. I like the one showing Kerry by 20 points in Pennsylvania. And Bush down in Virginia and the Carolinas. Real accurate.
The day after a shady election handed to a maniacal buffoon, New Yorkers whose dead remain scandalously unavenged were in the streets. Civil strife, rage, the fight for decency and democracy--they were nowhere to be found. Ted should do more ecstasy; less crack cocaine.
People looked up at the sky, taking in the sun on a crisp fall day. They streamed in and out of the Disney store. They lived their lives. I lived mine. Half a world away, meanwhile, AC-130 planes and tanks bought by American citizens and dispatched on the orders of criminal goons busily declaring themselves a mandate dropped bombs and shot shells into a city called Fallujah. "Marine Expeditionary Forces will continue to conduct operations and will not cease until Fallujah is free of foreign terrorists and insurgents," read an official military statement. Issam Mohammad, spokesman for the Fallujah hospital, said that a woman was "badly wounded." A young girl lost her leg. Whether it's caused intentionally by terrorists or accidental by U.S. forces, loss of civilian life is tragic. It forces me to find a different word to describe Rall's hobby. Lest I need no thesaurus, we shall hereby call it garbage. Hilarious garbage. *****
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