Wow. You can't make this stuff up, folks.
Apparently some inconsiderate... I can't think of a word right now... decided that she didn't want to wait in line. And to allow her to skip up to the front, she would eat the waiting list. I hope that she doesn't get tickets and if she does that the SBC Cotton Bowl doubles their supply of hotdogs. They're going to need them. The woman now known on Internet online communities as "List-Eater" was second in line at ticket window 8. She said there was no line when she arrived at the Kyle Field ticket windows at 4:30 a.m. because those camping out were still asleep. There were lists at each ticket window of those who had been camping out for tickets as early as Sunday afternoon.
Obviously there was a buffet special at Golden Corral, otherwise Listzilla would have been in line. The List-Eater said the students present at the scene began harassing her after she removed the list."People started screaming at me, asking for the list back," she said. "I spit it out and put it in my purse. I'm not dumb enough to swallow paper." But is she hungry enough? That's the question. She is dumb enough to try to rip off a couple hundred folks of their place in line, though. The student List-Eater said she reported death threats to the campus police. "My life was threatened, things were thrown at me, people were calling me every name
imaginable," she said. "They were yelling 'Beat the hell outta' the List-Eater.'" Um, she's getting what she deserves. FYI, Texas A&M has a yell (a cheer done by the student body crowd at football games) that is called "Beat the hell outta [...]." And then we insert whoever we're playing at the end (i.e. "Beat the hell outta Texas Tech!"). We don't condone beating fat chicks. Photoshop + Listeater. *****
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