News Before it's News

From Nealz Nuze at Boortz.com...

Well now we're hearing the rumors that Jennifer Wilbanks has a book deal. Now doesn't that just make your eyes bug out like a stomped-on bullfrog?

I'm with ya, Neal! Those damn ocular spheres!!

Some people clearly have no shame.

And neither do we. So we called up our panama-hat, "deepthroat"-style contacts and dug up the following book themes being floated within the fish-eyed circles of the Wilbanks machine...

Either could net her millions given the crap people buy and read today. What we found even more gratuitous is the following, a vile attempt to cash in on the current Star Wars craze:

Obviously, most Star Wars fanatics think they're getting a sex guide by Jar Jar Binks from looking at the cover. Extremely misleading... the resemblence is not accidental:

And inside, needless softcore porn:

Classless.

More: Financial details here...