I don't have much to add except to repeat what Jeff did... in that SMP asks seemingly rhetorical questions. The answers are obvious.
However, in SMP's blog header there stands a very attractive woman imbibing a fine spirit. With man hands.

Go and visit Single Malt Pundit to see the man hand in full creepiness. Stay for the excellent blog entries.
Proof Update:
- The hand is huuuuge
- Man fingernails (not painted, not slightly longer or more slender)
- Husky knuckles