Carnival of Crazy III - The Equines Strike Back

Rio the Sugar Bush Squirrel welcomes you to Edition III of File it Under's Carnival of Crazy. Edition #1 is here, #2 is here. What is the Carnival of Crazy? There's no play on words here. It's the craziest stuff we've found in the blogosphere and news over the past couple of weeks. We browse and corral some of the wackiest items found by readers and ourselves. Fortunately for our efforts, there's no shortage of material. The CofC is shouted to the masses every two weeks and takes links submitted by readers and FIU contributors. From the Moonbat Ward -Things Jim Lampley would approve... Howard Dean: "We have to be pushing our version of the facts because their version of the facts is very unfactual." Mr. Right spoofs Kos' perfect 0-16 record. Candidates turned used car salesmen unavailable for comment Par for the course, moonbats dissect Robert's family's adoption "motives" These spiffy hats double as Rovian Mind Control Death Wave regulators, too George Monbiot: Patriotism shouldn't exist, world should be one giant Switzerland, only ice cream flavor should be vanilla Home Grown and Loco Prone -"I LOVE Katie... Yay! Crisco fight!!" Man plans to visit every Starbucks in America. Should be done by 2095 Oregon coach reprimanded for licking students' open wounds [heebie jeebie alert] Charles Manson fan? Get a lousy t-shirt, bad dreams from creepy web site Radio Station fined $240,000 for on-air Bitch-slapathons Always fasten your seat belt. And no mounting the passengers, ever (h/t Wunderkraut) Tom Cruise pays for $18,000 birthday meal Tom Cruise almost became a monk. Seriously, we can't make this stuff up International House of Bananas -Items as crazy as Kim Jung's taste in barbers... The David Hasselhoff photo compendium. Germans collectively pass out Aussies/Brits/Yanks make website for press photos in case of death via terrorist Kim Jung Il protected by time-travel-sent elite cyborg bodyguards Western Canada contemplates secession, world braces for mountie vs. mountie civil war This Week's Carnie Award -for the craziest item submitted: PETA compares animal treatment to Slavery/Jim Crow The next Carnival of Crazy is scheduled for August 24th. Email submissions to carnivalofcrazy@gmail.com. Listed at TTLB's Ubercarnival. More File it Under!