Carnival of Crazy IV - SHEEEEEEEEHAAAAAN!!!

Rio the Sugar Bush Squirrel welcomes you to Edition IV of File it Under's Carnival of Crazy. Edition #1 is here, #2 is here, #3 is right about here. One week we'll change this lead-in. But not this week! What is the Carnival of Crazy? There's no play on words here. It's the craziest stuff we've found in the blogosphere and news over the past couple of weeks. We browse and corral some of the wackiest items found by readers and ourselves. Fortunately for our efforts, there's no shortage of material. The CofC is shouted to the masses every two weeks and takes links submitted by readers and FIU contributors. From the Moonbat Ward -Things Jim Lampley would approve... Cindy Friggin Sheehan... Done "The money was for medical expenses for my father... who's been dead for 14 years" Satire involving Sandy Berger's pants... that talk Home Grown and Loco Prone -"I LOVE Katie... Pull my finger!!" Computer nerds + methamphetamines = this Uhh... What does Darius do again? ... ... *sigh* ... Designer Vaginas Feeling bummed? Calculate when you will die Mom rents forehead for $10k in ad fees. Asscheeks already taken [not really] Pat Robertson, Death Merchant Timkin High: Action Guaranteed International House of Bananas -Items as crazy as Kim Jung's taste in barbers... Belgian soccer team edged out 50-1 Riot police vs. beer train looters Turkmen President bans lipsynching. Ashlee Simpson cancels 5-city tour French fail to cover up apparent civil war This Week's Carnie Award -for the craziest item submitted: Greatest Chess Club Ever The next Carnival of Crazy is scheduled for September 7th. Email submissions to carnivalofcrazy@gmail.com. Listed at TTLB's Ubercarnival. Get CERTIFIED! More File it Under!