Monday, August 22, 2005

Educating the masses...

Presentation is the key to most of human interaction. If we are trying to communicate, we have to be aware of what we are really saying. The hard part is that the rules that govern these things are subtle.

For example: Butt cracks

Totally gross, right. What could be subtle about that well, check this out:


Is that gross? No. It's cute. Aww, look at the little baby's plumber butt!

What about this:


Very not cute. SO plumbers butt is cute on babies, but it isn't cute on adults.

But wait, how about this:


That's not just cute, it's sassy. So showing a little crack is sassy for girls.

Not always:

OK, that is not sassy, it's scary. Showing crack is something that only the lower end of the spectrum is ok with. Totally a white trash thing. Not for the image minded.

Well...


Uma Thurman is pretty image savvy.

So where do these fall?




Luckily, we no longer have to wrack our brains over these things as the boys over at Whale-tail.com have devised a fourm for such quandries. What is a "whale tail?"

"A whale tail is the effect that happens when a girls G-string or Thong becomes exposed as she walks, bends over or squats. Actually whenever you can see that wonderful exposed thong in the shape of a whale's tail."

Isn't nice to know that one day, with enough research, we can lick the problem of unsightly whale tail while perserving the species?

Who said that we oil and gas types aren't conservation minded?