The NCAA should be applied to the NFL too

The NCAA has confused themselves with the NAACP. The NCAA banned the use of American Indian mascots by sports teams during its postseason tournaments, but will not prohibit them otherwise. Nicknames or mascots deemed "hostile or abusive" would not be allowed by teams on their uniforms or other clothing beginning with any NCAA tournament after Feb. 1, said Harrison, the University of Hartford's president. I agree, why stop there? The NFL teams are another area where we can stop insensitive marketing. In the AFC: The Bills: Thier logo is a buffalo, which the white man killed all of just to starve off the Indians. That's gotta change. The Bengals: Bengal tigers have killed Indians in India, where the mistaken name Indian comes from that was given via Columbus to the native Americans. That is a reminder of how the white euro's have ruined Indians lives. The name and logo have to go. The Browns: Like our Indian skin? Gone. The Broncos: Like the ones you stole from us and killed, white man? Gone. The Texans: Killed Apaches. Gone. The Colts: Stolen from the mothers horsey that you took from us? Gone, whitey. The Jaguars: Killed Incans and Mayans and was one of our gods. You want to use our Gods to sell bobble heads? Heck no, Gone. The Chiefs: Your joking, right? The Dolphins: Flipper is ok, but you can't use him as a purely punitive measure. The Patriots: Broke treaties. Nope. The Jets: We were gonna let you keep this until we realized that you had that flying group "The Thunderbirds." Sorry. No. The Raiders: Keep em, we don't want them either. The Steelers: The mine mother earth to erect skeletons of steel over our precious mother.... Oh to hell with it. No, just because we say so. The Chargers: They can keep the name if they play home games in a tutu. The Titans: Nah, the Greeks stole that crap from us. It's a affront. Ditch it. The NFC isn't looking a lot better. The Cardinals: we consider this a mercy killing. Give them any other name you want, it might change their luck. Besides Cardinals are red, we are called "red men", you do the math. The Falcons: The have to change and move to Oklahoma. The Cherokee insisted on this one. The Panthers: If we made Georgia move, do you think we're leaving the Carolina's alone? No way. You have to move to Greenland. Pack a muff. The Bears: A clown killed my father. No. The Cowboys: Killed Indians....NO! (And we hate Jerry) The Lions: You must change your name to the "Barry Sanders" just for wasting his time. The Packers: You can keep the "packers" but you have to add "butt" to the front. Everyone else does. The Vikings: No because we don't like purple and you cost us loads in the Superbowl losses. The Saints: Give us your Casinos and we will leave you alone. The Giants: First, we hate New York. Still, we will cut you some slack. You can call yourself the Giants as long as you bring us the scalp of Donald Trump and give us his casinos. The Eagles: What do we care, choke artists. The 49ers: You must change your name to "The Golden fairy's." The Seahawks: Give the Indian nation free Nikes and we are cool with that. The Rams: You can keep the name but you have to go back to LA. The Raiders are a black hole of football. The Buccaneers: I was going to let you off the hook until one of the guys pointed out that pirates killed a lot of Mayans in raids. Still, we are going to go for a different angle. We want you to combine you existing name with a name that will promote literacy in Indian youth. We propose "The Buccinarians!" Kick it around and get back to us on that. The Redskins: As the most egregious offender we are going to have to give you the death sentence of Team names. You can pick from one of the following: The Fragile porcelain Mice, The Groin Pullers or Team Richard Simmons. So, as you can see, with just a little work we can have the NFL where they don't offend any of the Native American sensibilities either.