Carnival of Crazy V - A Whirlwind of Crazy

Rio the Sugar Bush Squirrel would normally welcome you to the Carnival of Crazy. This week, however, he cannot, as he is helping the local and regional power companies restore electricity service to those affected by hurricane Katrina. How noble indeed. Have we mentioned how friggin' bonkers Rio's owner is? Out there... In left field... Parking... section Z. No word yet, though on if Rio thinks George W. Bush hates black people. This is a milestone contribution week for the Carnival of Crazy. Bloggers are taking advantage of the Conservative Cat's submission form and sending in plenty of nutty. Please note that entries can also be domestic or international news bits, too. If you stumble across a crazy news story you can submit those as well. I'll leave a hat tip to you and/or your blog. Let's get carnie! From the Moonbat Ward -Things Jim Lampley would approve... Kanye West, self admitted dumbass - Video here, Katrina/racism round up here Cindy Sheehan's conditional compassion Moonbat + King Size Snickers Bar + The Weather Channel = this From the 'You aint kiddin' files: The U.S. Constitution if written by today's left wing assclowns Charlie Rangel: "Dick Cheney grunts a lot" and other in-depth commentary! When news and satire collide... forming a low pressure system over warm, tropical waters Renquist death due to failed health? Or assassination by Karl Rove [we can't make this stuff up, folks] Awesome product, however, the left is all stocked up Home Grown and Loco Prone -"I LOVE Katie... Where's my Slinky??!!" ACLU challenges Utah anti-porn law that uses optional internet filter Congratulations, scout... not that there's anything wrong with that. ACLU Approved!!! The &$#%*@ Tourettes Guy (h/t Will Franklin) West Virginia Department of Natural Resources: We strive for 5% survival rate or better!! CNN Weatherman on air: "Pipe down, bitch!" FOXNews vs. CNN catfight product of low viewer standards Not a dog or cat fan? Come on down to the Penguin Warehouse (h/t Gail) Mac Johnson: New Orleans has always been nuts We're doomed... starting in Washington state (h/t Wunderkraut) NCHRA to Tom Cruise: STFU, spaceboy Tom Cruise, gang leader Dude looks like a dork International House of Bananas -Items as crazy as Kim Jung's taste in barbers... Chavez offers cheap gas to U.S. poor in exchange for head of Pat Robertson [not really] European leftists wallow in Katrina aftermath [graphic photo] ? Chef Boyarenuts, literally China suppresses service of "ugly" cabbies The Americanization of France: All your super-sized are belong to us This Week's Carnie Award -for the craziest item submitted: Words your pilot should never speak The next Carnival of Crazy is scheduled for September 21st. Email submissions to carnivalofcrazy@gmail.com. Listed at TTLB's Ubercarnival. Get CERTIFIED! More File it Under!