Carnival of Crazy VI - Stuck on Stupid

Welcome to the sixth edition of the Carnival of Crazy. Rio welcomes you as well. I guess. I get the feeling that if Rio could talk or even carry a handgun, he wouldn't be the subject of such ridiculous pictures. I imagine Rio thinking that if there's a squirrel hell, he's in it. Thanks to all who submitted entries! The CofC can and will use screening and selection on posting entries. Please don't take it personally if your post doesn't show up- just up the crazy factor next time. And also note that entries can also be domestic or international news bits, too. If you stumble across a crazy news story you can submit those as well. I'll leave a hat tip to you and/or your blog. We make an effort to keep the CofC manageable in size as not to overwhelm readers. Let's get carnie! From the Moonbat Ward -Things Jim Lampley would approve... In leiu of questioning Judge Robert's role in the Kennedy assassination, we have this Best rendition of a Queen song ever BREAKING: MSM are all conservative shills, hacks, whores and puppets - NEW WORD... they're all shilackwhorepups! (h/t Mr. Right via Polipundit) Legit or satire? You make the call (h/t Mr. Right) LA Senator Landrieu out of her damn mind Home Grown and Loco Prone -"I LOVE Katie... George W Bush hates Scientology!!" 5.6 billion people addicted to drugs Why the f$*k not? *sigh* The Media's acceptable stereotyping WTF? (h/t Will Franklin) How not to run a blog -by The Green Bay Packers For entertainment only? I'll let that prick telemarketer be the judge This blog should die? US general verbally backhands asshat reporter Crazy inventors for the betterment of society (via Scribal Terror) International House of Bananas -Items as crazy as Kim Jung's taste in barbers... Chinese restaraunt menu item will really piss you off In a surprising move, Ontario turns down Sharia law Has online dating gone too far? Presidente Fox esta muy loco This counts as a strike against the French economy This Week's Carnie Award -for the craziest item submitted: Not really crazy - but badass, in my opinion The next Carnival of Crazy is scheduled for October 5th. Email submissions to carnivalofcrazy@gmail.com. Listed at TTLB's Ubercarnival. Get CERTIFIED! More File it Under!