A Grave Threat on the Horizon

Today our cause received a dire threat!

Delivered to party headquarters in a plain brown envelope was this message:

Neocons, your villainous time has come to an end! Even now we are uprooting the iron shackles of our bondage and throwing off your oppressive tyranny! No longer will we be silent bystanders in your parks and lawns! No more will we quiver before the might of your weed eaters and the growl of your mowers!

We will unite and we will over come!

Beware the ides of October!

Your Mortal Enemies, P.-F.U.N.K.

Well, instantly I called George Clinton and asked what his problem is. Hell, I like "Parliament." Bootsy is cool.

George was quoted as saying this:

"Behold, I am Funkadelic. I am not of your world. But fear me not, I will do you no harm. Loan me your funky mind and I shall play with it. For nothing is good unless you play with it. And all that is good, is nasty!"

In essence, it wasn't him. He said we had his vote though and in return we have a inauguration party headliner, Hood just has to make sure that he can provide the chicks for Georges room.

So I got on the web and googled for "P-Funk." That's when I found THEM.

Who, you ask?

THEM

It seems some Pinko Flamingo Nudist loving Socialists have decided that we are the political center and can't be allowed power. I don't have much info on these guys but being a good little "shadow government" I've deployed our best secret operative to infiltrate their compound. (Cullen hand picked her and I trust his eye for talent.)

We should have a decent intel report by tomorrow. Until then keep a strict distance and be on the lookout for nudist and flamingoes.

~In other news, with the money that we made off of our KFC kickback for new medical IV flavors I purchased the rights to "fix" the Oscars results from the Masons. I have a feeling that this is going to be the year of Christopher Walken. I was thinking of giving Yahoo Serious a lifetime achievement award. Any suggestions?~

*-Update:
WunderKraut has recieved the intel pictures. He has them posted at his site here. While the nature of their military strength cannot be underestimated I have just signed a resolution to allow for the complete erradication of this avian menace.
Operation: Bye Bye Birdy will commence as of Thursday, September 29th in the year or our Lord 2005 around 2:00pm-ish.

May God have mercy on their souls.