PSA for the week of Sept. 19th, 2005

People, people, people! We got so much to do this week it's going to be like trying to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. While Hood is normally as happy as a gopher in soft dirt, he's been closing on a house. It's had him busier than a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond. To make matters worse, we have our weekly Carnival of Crazy coming up on Wednesday. Normally the work involved there has him running like his feet were on fire and his ass was catching. Still, we need your wacky blog submissions. I try to help buy I'm so stupid that I don't have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot if the directions was written on the heel. Not to worry, if I wanted sympathy, I'd look in the dictionary between Sh*t and syphillis. I want your funny posts. So get those in here submissions in here before Hood goes wilder that a peach orchard boar. In other news, we are also hosting the Bonfire of the Vanities tomorrow. While I'm sure that will go over like a fart in a space suit, we're going to do our best to make the worst look ever worse than it did when it came in here. It may be hard. Some of the submissions are so bad they would scare a dog off a meat wagon. So, be sure to come view the trainwrecks. I'll try to get the next America's veteran's story ready and we are still looking for submissions for that continuing meme of honoring the American soldier. We will continue to take those at thatdamnrob@gmail.com Have a great day folks!