Asinine Greenies

You just can't please the Greens. They're the modern Chicken Littles, always bitching about the phantom menace of Global Warming, and complaining of the evils of industrialized society and fossil fuel. In some places, like the Moonbat rooted San Francisco Bay area, their bitching has paid dividends- and has led to the development of inefficient windmill farms. In typical Moonbat fashion, their overlapping concerns have damaged one of their own pet projects. You see, one of their Windmill farms was constructed outdoors, and since their are birds outdoors, some birds occasionally fly into the windmills and get shredded. This has brought war between the Animal Rights Moonbats and the Green Energy Moonbats, and has forced a compromise. The Green Energy Moonbats have agreed to only allow half of their windmills to run at once, so that only half of the birds might get shredded. Make sense? I didn't think so either. Read all about it at Wired.