Carnival of Crazy VIII - Stuff + Cats = Awesome

Welcome to Edition #8 of the Carnival of Crazy. We've been chugging out nutty four about four months now. Time flies and all that and what better way to track the flying time than by ordering your very own Rio the Sugar Bush Squirrel centerfold calendar. Because you're not crazy, that's why. Let's get to it. From the Moonbat Ward -Things Jim Lampley would approve... Go for the Bill Bennett induced crazy - stay for the comments Just like Tom Cruise, PETA can and should be in every CofC [nice look, BFW] This week's Rovian scandal: Karl's garage **Ree ree ree!!** Next week's MSM scoop: Miers once wore unmatching stockings Home Grown and Loco Prone -"I LOVE Katie... Xenu demands offspring!!" Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube and Jon Voight star in Holy $%!# Look at that Thing!! Related: Samuel L. Jackson is Coach Snake Charmer Carter... You gonna eat the last honey-glazed termites? Coming soon: www.nothosejeansdontmakeyoufat.com *snort* Friggin' weird, man... Apple unveils it's latest technological machination: iBoobs International House of Bananas -Items as crazy as Kim Jung's taste in barbers... UN to U.S.: Hand over the internet or be 404'd!! OMG! LOL!!!1 Gargamel added to Axis of Evil [satire based on true story] Why soccer isn't but should be popular in the states Down with Dutch fundamentalists! And and article the Carnival of Crazy was made for... (h/t Mike) This Week's Carnie Award -for the craziest item submitted: Got Stuff? Put in on your cat! The next Carnival of Crazy is scheduled for November 2nd. Email submissions to carnivalofcrazy@gmail.com. Listed at TTLB's Ubercarnival. Get CERTIFIED! More File it Under! Haloscan is being stupid. They can't even take trackbacks to their own website. I apologize on their moronic behalf if you have them (as we do) for trackbacks.