NEOCON UPDATE

Hello, faithful members of the FIU shadow government. This being friday, I have a few announcements to make before the weekend.

1st. I sacked a few of the lesser interns, just to shake things up in "the room", and sent the copy boy back to the mailroom for conditioning. I'm putting the secretary for Hood on for "gameday decision" but she'll more than likely be activated.

2nd. It's flu season, be sure to wash your hands. On top of that Howard Dean met with me this week about "surrender terms" for his gay boyscout militia. It was evident he had been handling cloned processed meat. So remember hand washing is in all our best interests.

3rd. ZSA ZSA rocks.

4th. After the successfull elimination of P-FUNK, it's my favorite time of the post war days: "Medal Day"

First I'd like to point out some of our servicemen of the NeoCon shadow army.

Ana's Cabana Special forces distingushed themselves by keeping everyone relaxed and our female staffers content during the whole taxing event. I have no idea how, but good job guys!

Likwise, Cullen's firebomb Strike Soldier-ettes seemed to infiltrate the highest levels of our tropical theatre. Good On you, Girls!

Now that we have done that, on with the medals.

All FIU forces will recieve the following commendations:

The "Bust a cap in a flamingo's ass" Citation of Action

The "UN sucks" Decoration of Achievement.

The "France is Gay" Award.

A special Comndation goes to Cullen,WunderKraut and Hood. Furthermore, this commendation can be awarded by any of the original designees without Presidential Recommendation.

The Defender of the Bust Cross of Distinction.

A special Comndation goes to Ana, Gail, Zsa Zsa, Diana and PieShell. Furthermore , this commendation can be awarded by any of the original designees without Presidential Recomendation.

The "You are a damn good mother and you make us proud" Medal of Valor and Courage.

(Spread this around girls, I know there are a lot of canidates out there.)

A special Commendation goes to Cullen and Wunderkraut. Furthermore , this commendation can Only be awarded by Presidential Recommendation.

Supreme Dictators Medal Of Sneakiness

A special Comndation goes to JWebb, FIU intern. Furthermore , this commendation can Only be awarded by Presidential Recommendation. In recognition of his valourus defense of the Shadow Government at the Battle of Starbucks:

Knights Defender of the Soldier with the Weird Hat

Finally, the highest honor we have from this, our first Defense of FIU.

To, Hood, My Vice President, I award.

Defender of the Blog and Plucker of the Pink Feather of Justice

Thank you for your efforts in our war effort against P-Funk.

Power to the People!

Rob B. in 08!