AN FIU SCOOP!
| We have late breaking news that France has surrendered! I repeat, France has surrendered! After several days of Rioting, the French Government has agreed to a post Riot package aimed at appeasement of the Muslim population. These steps are said to include, but are not limited to: Converting the Eiffel Tower into a National Mosque of the Islamic Faith...  Mandating sweeping changes for the Paris Fashion shows and styles... A complete halt in all Pork advertisement... Allowing only the production of "Allah's Best" Wine... Finally, a series of national job fairs for an decrease in young Muslim unemployment... Critics were fast to point out that France may be missing the point but the Government feels that these responses should bring about better understanding and a mutual respect among the Native French and French Muslim peoples. |