Poor Mary Mapes. The recently purged CBS exec has a book out now. One item: how those forged TANG memos that miraculously emerged just before last year's election aren't forged. Nope - they've never been discredited...
FIU has recently unhearthed seven other things Mapes believes/ponders:
- Why haven't law enforcement officials ever investigated the missing kids seen on those recovered Blair Witch Project tapes?
- How long until Nathan, her Nigerian businessman friend, gets back to her with that account transfer?
- What ever happened to that talented writer, Stephen Glass?
- Elvis? He just wants his privacy like everyone else...
- Milli Vanilli - now there was a group you could snap your fingers to!
- Only cure for the hiccups - put your head between your legs and look at the sun.
- The sun rotates around the earth? Hogwash!!
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