Legends and Fairy Tales

Poor Mary Mapes. The recently purged CBS exec has a book out now. One item: how those forged TANG memos that miraculously emerged just before last year's election aren't forged. Nope - they've never been discredited...

FIU has recently unhearthed seven other things Mapes believes/ponders:

1. Why haven't law enforcement officials ever investigated the missing kids seen on those recovered Blair Witch Project tapes?
2. How long until Nathan, her Nigerian businessman friend, gets back to her with that account transfer?
3. What ever happened to that talented writer, Stephen Glass?
4. Elvis? He just wants his privacy like everyone else...
5. Milli Vanilli - now there was a group you could snap your fingers to!
6. Only cure for the hiccups - put your head between your legs and look at the sun.
7. The sun rotates around the earth? Hogwash!!

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