Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.Why were they taken in?
Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.Evidently one of the cheerleaders decked another patron on the way out of the bathroom landing them in jail.
Today's lesson: Lesbian cheerleaders, if you want to have sex in a bar restroom, use the men's restroom. Not as clean but we won't care. Promise.
The story doesn't say if there was lesbian cheerleader prison sex afterwards.
Rhetorical question of the day: If the cheerleaders hadn't have been having sex, does anyone outside of Hillsborough County know or care about this story?
