Carnival of Crazy XII - The 12 Days of Crazy

"Awesome title, Hood." "Yes, I know." Did you know that talking to yourself may be a symptom of crazy? I sure hope not and neither do I! Welcome to the Carnival of Crazy XII. This will be the last CofC until the new year due to an extended Christmas vacation. I hope you enjoy this edition of the Carnival of Crazy and have a very Merry Christmas or whichever other holiday you may celebrate that so happens to be celebrated this time of the year! Number 12 has holiday-themed stories throughout... Enjoy! Willy Claus knows who's naughty... Remember kids, only Republicans can be racists! The ACLU sues another acronym - now it's the CIA Deep undercover... in church [satire] BREAKING: Katrina killed a disproportionate amount of... white people? Demogogues unphased Not crazy if you're a male age 3-103 Princeton U: Word terrorist too inflammatory; You worked for the PLO? You're HIRED! Just cruel... hilariously cruel. This definitely seems like overreaction Why? *clap* *clap* *clap* ... Smells like puff-piece spam You forget to play your lucky numbers and they hit. Do you then vow to never play them again? Bah humbug indeed And another item that is opposite of classy You know... fingers work, too. Just sayin'... Pagan groups protest name of 'Christmas' tree [satire] Be good, children or you may get coal, switches or bitch slappings. HO! HO! HO! Accident 5 does not count as cat blogging Now what? What in the hell was he driving? Crazy item of the week: I have a good idea where Iranian children learn the hatred of their parents Ubercarnival listed...