
"Awesome title, Hood."
"Yes, I know."
Did you know that talking to yourself may be a symptom of crazy? I sure hope not and neither do I!
Welcome to the Carnival of Crazy XII. This will be the last CofC until the new year due to an extended Christmas vacation. I hope you enjoy this edition of the Carnival of Crazy and have a very Merry Christmas or whichever other holiday you may celebrate that so happens to be celebrated this time of the year!
Number 12 has holiday-themed stories throughout... Enjoy!

- Willy Claus knows who's naughty...
- Remember kids, only Republicans can be racists!
- The ACLU sues another acronym - now it's the CIA
- Deep undercover... in church [satire]
- BREAKING: Katrina killed a disproportionate amount of... white people? Demogogues unphased

- Not crazy if you're a male age 3-103
- Princeton U: Word terrorist too inflammatory; You worked for the PLO? You're HIRED!
- Just cruel... hilariously cruel.
- This definitely seems like overreaction
- Why?
- *clap* *clap* *clap*
- ... Smells like puff-piece spam
- You forget to play your lucky numbers and they hit. Do you then vow to never play them again?
- Bah humbug indeed
- And another item that is opposite of classy
- You know... fingers work, too. Just sayin'...

- Pagan groups protest name of 'Christmas' tree [satire]
- Be good, children or you may get coal, switches or bitch slappings. HO! HO! HO!
- Accident 5 does not count as cat blogging
- Now what?
- What in the hell was he driving?
- I have a good idea where Iranian children learn the hatred of their parents
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