
Welcome to the first Carnival of Crazy for 2006. The CofC has been on vacation since December 14th so there's been plenty of time for crazy happenings.
So... shall we?

- On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study (h/t Haximus, Mr. Right)
- A stupid, yet unsurprising move by the ACLU
- President Bush is drinking again

- Cosmos will Slot unconditionally Small, Green, Memorizing nothing comparative to Universal
- A cozy virtual tour, hopefully, you'll never see
- Bottoms up!
- Hilarious but thank goodness it's fake. It is fake, right?
- This belongs in the Carnival of Irony
- "If an insurance company restricting sedatives while a camera on a long tube is fed up one's pooper isn't crazy, I don't know what is." Well said, Josh...
- Help fight the Global War on VD
- A movie review of a movie you'll probably never see
- Brokepaperback Mountain
- Link to this carnival, JACKASS
- Mouse gets ultimate last word

- Mousetrap gets ultimate last word. Twice
- John Ruiz loses match to a friggin' oak tree...
- A mini carnival within a carnival; first story link here
- Pig in a blanket - not just dough and sausage any more...
- Zangerbob ist ein phantastisches hafen wienerschnitzel!!
Ubercarnival listed...