Uber-funnels 'n' Stuff

And as a bonus, I'll make them "funny." Robert Byrd had 1983 patent on morons, sues modern day Democratic party for infringement Zoologists inquire within P.I.R... ? Ok... maybe funny after the fact? No extra charge: My one-word movie review of Match Point, 2005. Directed by Woody Allen. Starring Scarlett Johannson, Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Bastard!