Uber-funnels 'n' Stuff

And as a bonus, I'll make them "funny."

1. Robert Byrd had 1983 patent on morons, sues modern day Democratic party for infringement
2. Zoologists inquire within
3. P.I.R... ?

Ok... maybe funny after the fact?

No extra charge:

My one-word movie review of Match Point, 2005. Directed by Woody Allen. Starring Scarlett Johannson, Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Bastard!