Carnival of Crazy XVIIII - That spells Exveee-eee!!

Welcome to week 19 of the Carnival of Crazy. Can we get a friggin' trackback already? We jest! But in all seriousness, do not run with crazy. Poorly worded... to say the least Do NOT let your grandmothers move to Seattle A catfight... with dudes (h/t Diana) Obsess much? She deserves this... and tons more satire where that came from BFW had me at "stink stink"... Iowa survival during a future locust plague Right out of a Ben Stiller movie I've seen Cockroach jewelry - ladies love jewelry, ladies hate cockroaches Fifth. Friggin'. Paragraph. I'm pretty sure that sex doesn't want anything to do with Liza, either Mmmm... I bet it is... A most excellent example of a Carnival of Crazy submission! Thank you, Yak! THANK YOU! Austrailian nudist learns physics (h/t Keith) Papal satire Crazy item of the week: Support for offing 90% of the world's human population