Welcome to week 22 of the Carnival of Crazy. We're frickin' loaded this week, folks. Very low volume of political crazy this week - I find that very refreshing. The first entry is from someone left-of-center, but I tend to agree with the sentiment, albeit the point could be made without the... fury.If crazy comes in contact with your eyes, flush with water for 10 minutes.

- Molehill ---> Mountain
- How does the USPS handle high gas prices? 42 cent stamps! Let's just round up to $0.50 and get it over with

- Holy guano, Batman!
- The Fast and the Rocket Propelled
- Be a slutty spring break whore, sue, earn $$$
- David Blaine, attention SCUBA-whore
- Spooky 'disease' surfaces in South Texas
- Baseball promotions win patron TWO cars. Odds calculators still chugging
- BabyFirstTV... we're effin' doomed, people
- Fair enough...

- Y'know... In Mexico, they charge like $2.00 a person to watch something like this
- French and German historians spin history at America's expense
- BBC inadvertantly interviews cab driver instead of editor - chances are, you've seen this by now
- That's 6,000 boobs... six thousand
- Scientists + Excess cash = this (h/t Diana)
- Don't diddle the maid