Carnival of Crazy XXX - But with no Porn

Welcome to week 30 of the Carnival of Crazy. Don't be Crazy, always recycle. High ranking government officials... if they dressed in drag Heh... A Swiss Army toolbox Genius! (h/t Americaninventorspot) One creepy-ass tightwad The one group that isn't worried? Overweight, reclusive, Star Trek/Star Wars buffs I'm still not sure why he's allowed on US soil Brave 36 year old man beats down brutal 13 year old The definition of commandos has changed Fresh cream, as defined in Europe [pretty much NSFW] Canada needs to remove the stick from their arse I think Mahmoud should be stoned for this - it's Sharia law, after all Crazy item of the week: "Oh we're live?..." [language warning]