Welcome to week 33 of the Carnival of Crazy.If the Carnival went missing for an episode, would anyone notice? I skipped the mid-October CofC. One reason was a test of sorts - would anyone ask where their damn carnival was? Alas, they did not. But I've weighed cancelling this thing before and decided against it - so that hasn't changed.
The other reason was that, if I wait over a longer interval, the quality of material gets better. Alas, this is the real reason. Behold the extra-crispy Crazy Carnival - with extra caramel and super-sized!!

- GWB buys 100k acres in Paraguay, sends Jenna on a diplomatic mission to hide secret agents that wired the WTC for demolition, Hitler and Elvis.
- Al Sharpton sues
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- This little guy's career would have been different had he landed that Geico gig. (h/t MK)
- Americans: Does our vanity match the drapes? Why yes it does! (And extra TMI from Miss Cellania in the comments!)
- Bear + Tranquilizer + Trampoline = ... you guessed it - Crazy
- I know what would make this go away... BLADE 4 - the public demands it!!
- SWAT team contains lawn chair before carnage ensues.
- McDermott could also probably make a computer out of Spelling's tits and ass
- Fellas - send this one to your spouses!
- Deja Vu!

- This was different from what I remember in the 80's
- Lord of the Flies (h/t Rodge)
- Crazy... so flexibly... crazy... ...
- Spiffy editing or 17 cups of coffee?
- Bulgaria should review their release rules
Your feedback wanted:
- The content/quality of this vs. the others: above/same/below?
- I'm considering mothballing the Politics category. FIU does lots of political posts so it wouldn't hurt my feelings to replace it. And any really crazy political stories could go under American or International anyways
- If Politics is scuttled, what could a third category be, if necessary?