Forget someone on your gift list?

Fear not! TNOYF has a great gift idea for that member of your family that loves to keep track of Iraq casualties: Are you freakishly obsessed with the daily casualty count in Iraq? Do you find yourself disappointed when a day or two goes by and no American soldiers die? Have you ever been at a cocktail party and said, "How can we be so damn jovial when George Bush is responsible for a death toll in Iraq that is approaching one-tenth the total of British dead in the Second Boer War?" But hurry - I'm sure supplies are limited.