Carnival of Crazy 35 - Put Down the Scissors

Welcome to week 35 of the Carnival of Crazy. Week 35 is a bit misleading. The CofC was never actually weekly. But tradition is tradition and I don't feel like changing it to 'Episode.' Enjoy this edition of the Carnival. I think it's especially goofy. And I haven't forgotten about re-categorizing the three categories. Bear with me. Creepily harmless (and obviously right at home in the politics department)... ... which could segue into describing former President Carter's actions Not surprising considering how many dim bulbs are in California Perturbed property proprietor plans porcine protests Artwork with your ass (SFW) - thanks, Diana! (YES DIANA FOUND THAT LINK) When doing an exit interview, always be honest Since this event, Tampa has rightfully changed procedure Tempting Darwin's law How not to rob a liquor store WND has quite the chronicles of the apparent student/teacher sex epidemic The oddest way to impress a stripper Crazy, colorful hair: the stylish side of meth addiction Moronic retards? Or genius kids studying Newton's third law? This makes me proud to be an American and a Texan A really bad case of misplaced empathy Hilarious roundup of crazy underthings A helluva long vacation Two-faced piggy The English just found the most PC way to waste tax dollars Featured Crazy of the Month: Bride-to-be does the unthinkable...