Welcome to week 35 of the Carnival of Crazy.Week 35 is a bit misleading. The CofC was never actually weekly. But tradition is tradition and I don't feel like changing it to 'Episode.'
Enjoy this edition of the Carnival. I think it's especially goofy. And I haven't forgotten about re-categorizing the three categories. Bear with me.

- Creepily harmless (and obviously right at home in the politics department)...
- ... which could segue into describing former President Carter's actions
- Not surprising considering how many dim bulbs are in California

- Perturbed property proprietor plans porcine protests
- Artwork with your ass (SFW) - thanks, Diana! (YES DIANA FOUND THAT LINK)
- When doing an exit interview, always be honest
- Since this event, Tampa has rightfully changed procedure
- Tempting Darwin's law
- How not to rob a liquor store
- WND has quite the chronicles of the apparent student/teacher sex epidemic
- The oddest way to impress a stripper
- Crazy, colorful hair: the stylish side of meth addiction
- Moronic retards? Or genius kids studying Newton's third law?
- This makes me proud to be an American and a Texan

- A really bad case of misplaced empathy
- Hilarious roundup of crazy underthings
- A helluva long vacation
- Two-faced piggy
- The English just found the most PC way to waste tax dollars