Conversations with my Mom: Or "Why I'm so much cooler than the 'normal' kids"

IM recieved at 10:25 this morning from my mother: Alba or Beil? IM replied to Mother, via cell phone: Biel, hands down Later Phone call: Me: SO why the Biel or Alba question? Mom: I was just curious what you thought. I just don't see Alba as "sexy." Me: Sure. Not to take anything away from Alba, because she's hot but it's not in a "sexy" hot. Biel's sexy is erotic. Alba might be a freak, but you know Beil is a freak. Mom: Yeah, Alba is too "little girl" cute. Now, how many of you rate chicks with your mom? See? My mom kicks ass. In a related vein, I have a new contraversy for the educated FIU reader. Danica Patrick or Milka Duno or Sarah Ficher Debate!