Conversations with my Mom: Or "Why I'm so much cooler than the 'normal' kids"

IM recieved at 10:25 this morning from my mother:

Alba or Beil?

IM replied to Mother, via cell phone:

Biel, hands down

Later Phone call:

Me: SO why the Biel or Alba question?

Mom: I was just curious what you thought. I just don't see Alba as "sexy."

Me: Sure. Not to take anything away from Alba, because she's hot but it's not in a "sexy" hot. Biel's sexy is erotic. Alba might be a freak, but you know Beil is a freak.

Mom: Yeah, Alba is too "little girl" cute.

Now, how many of you rate chicks with your mom?

See? My mom kicks ass.

In a related vein, I have a new contraversy for the educated FIU reader.

Danica Patrick



or
Milka Duno



or
Sarah Ficher


Debate!