Thursday, May 08, 2008

Where the hell is everyone?

As for myself, I've been working with/entertaining clients at work. This usually carries over into the evenings.

As for everyone else, I shall speculate!
  • Diana - Would love to be blogging in succinct, two-sentence bursts but her internet can't seem to stay connected due to the frequent power outages induced by this ice-cold global warming. Yeah, apparently that asshole Gore put our eventual self-induced death and extinction on a 10-year hiatus.
  • Dave - very busy going back to all the points on his recent motorcycle tour of the southwest to meet all of his court dates for the various charges: In Ranger, TX for indecent exposure to a barnyard animal; in Monahans, TX for aggravated assault of a bale of hay; in Deming, NM for attempted polygamy and finally to Sierra Vista, AZ for impersonating a police officer's wife.
  • Rob - his recent change of employment to the apparent CIA of the oil and gas industry allows him no time for anything ever. And we're all safer because of it. I drive by and check daily for an additional star on the wall of his employer. Thankfully he stays safe
  • Too busy to blog because most of his day consists of making fun of my fantasy baseball teams, downloading pictures of Lucy Pinder (and forwarding them to me for scientific study), doing research on Jeramiah Wright's influence on Obama's past and why Obama gets a pass on it, changing a flat tire on his car, and traveling everywhere in the state of Texas twice.
Where do you think everyone is?

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