At the end of the "Democratic congress' 100 hours" which has passed, but now the Dem's say will actually start after the National Championship is over, I look at the political landscape and I see the need to take a step back from my partisanship for a second and extend a handshake, a pat on the back and a shoulder to cry on for my fellow Americans on the far, far left. Just like there was a smell of rotten apples in Manhattan today, there's going to be the smell of rotten pork around the beltway tomorrow.
Even though we argue and bitch and moan about each other's politics in the end we essentially want the same thing. We want to live our lives free to pursue the things that matter to us. Sure we disagree on how to get there and what is right but that kind of difference in opinion is what keep Ben and Jerry's in business. It's not overly bad. Frustrating? You bet, but not bad. However, I've seen the political landscape in front of me before and like a conservative Sacajawea, I'll do my best to guide you through what's about to happen.
You're about to get screwed.
The people that you voted for, the ones that promised to stop the Republicans, investigate the ethics scams, start impeachment hearings and get the troops out of Iraq, they're all about to do the one thing you least expected. They're about to play ball.
I know, you're saying to yourself, "No way, our people aren't like your corrupt officials. There going to put power back in the hands of the people. We gave them a mandate!" I'm so sorry, but you're wrong.
I felt the same way. If it helps any, I bought the whole "marriage amendment, smaller government, stay the course, we'll fix immigration" pitch. And as Ted Stevens porked his bridge to nowhere and the marriage amendment died off and illegal aliens ran across the border to work at the meat packing plants, I was confronted with the reality that I was duped. It's hard to admit, like a 941 scammers wet dream, I had believed that they meant that they actually cared what the 33 year old father of 2.5 kids who was against stem cells and gay marriage and went to church and didn't like nascar but watched hockey instead thought about the way the nation should be run. Hell, maybe they did. However, once they hit those marble halls the quest was all about staying in power.
And my dear counterparts, the yang to my political yin, you're about to see that your side may have meant it too but the crack cocaine of political power is going to jolt them into the same feeding frenzy of pork pushing, 2008 power scheming that made us stay home on election day. Prepare for disillusionment because it's a bitch.
Still skeptical? Consider this:

Not subtle, but effective, right? There isn't any ambiguity in that message yet what was the Pelosi comment on impeaching Bush? Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., says "impeachment is off the table." Some of your own have already sensed it. The are already calling it a capitulation to make your own party into one indistinguishable from mine in order to get votes. Look for yourselves. Sure, I chafe at their characterizations but the fact remains that they are right. Your guys are selling out. Remember all that talk about defunding the war to bring the troops home? Sure you do. The Kos kids tried to elect a guy over Lieberman for just that reason. Listen to the chorus now.
Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., a potential presidential candidate, said that while he opposes any measure that would increase the risk to troops already deployed, "the central question then becomes, is there a way of conditioning appropriations so that the president is constrained and that's something that we're investigating right now." Other Democrats have discussed the possibility of forcing votes on nonbinding legislation calling on Bush to begin a troop withdrawal — the type of measure that served as a flashpoint in the election-year debate over the war.
That's great for news quotes but let me tell you what will happen if they actually do it: They will get slaughtered in 2008, and all of them know it, because "backing the troops" isn't congruent with not paying for their supplies, programs and requisitions. The Party that labors to not appear soft on defense can't afford to be the party that complains about soldiers body armor and then won't spend the cash to send it.
Likewise, for all the complaining about gas prices, do you think the price will go up or down once Iran controls Iraq's oil? Folks, they are going to screw you for oil. Mark my words.
I know that you'll snipe this and maybe mark a little of my text for anti-Republican quotes while dismissing my ideas out of hand. I mean, this paste eating rethuglican can't know a thing about what's going on, right? Well, sadly, no. I know all too well. So for what it worth console yourself with the fact you didn't waste your vote by voting the "green party." It's about all of the memories you got when you thought they were listening and, just like me, be happy that you tried. It was a noble effort and well played on your part but today is the day the music died. Again. Labels: iraq, politics |